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Streets Of RageA side-scrolling brawler in approximate Golden Axe tradition, but better and in a more modern, urban setting.
Biohazard BattleA simple horizontal shmup with strange enemy design. You hate calamaries? This game allows you to shoot them.
The TurboGrafx continues, week after week, to solidify its position as the best games console that nobody owned. This week brings us
Chew Man FuA colorful and loud puzzle game where you move characters through a maze, push items onto pressure plates and smack up enemies. The game stylistically plays foul with Asia, so if have to be absolutely pc, better ignore this. It'd be a shame though as the game itself is good stuff.
Sword Of Vermilion
Sega gives, and then it takes away. Sword Of Vermilion is exactly what you should expect from an old-style Sega RPG: it's mind-bogglingly unattractive, broken, poorly paced, and wrote the book titled "How not to design a game interface – piss everyone off in under five minutes". It's inconceivable how this unplayable junk could ever have been released, but here it is. Sheesh.